5/18/2009
About Me
- Name: The Wifest
- Location: San Francisco, California
wifest [wiy'-fest] adj. conforming to one's sincere notion of the ideal wife, usually incorporating a dialectic of empowered equality and unabashed womanliness. I can't believe she won an essay contest, replaced my fearful tears with laughter by beating me in an extended thumb-wrestling tournament, and still found time to invent and cook me that arousing birthday meal; she is the wifest!
4 Comments:
He can use a SPOON??? Too old, too fast!
That's before he got anything into his mouth.
I wouldn't say "use" a spoon. He can grab a spoon and wave it around and bang it on things. Don't worry, he's still a little guy.
toot toot!
Post a Comment
<< Home